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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
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Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.
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The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to...
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Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Education is not merely a means for earning a living or an instrument for...
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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The world must be made safe for democracy.