Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #32371
A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe...
Quote #17865
Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.
Quote #22767
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not...
Quote #13038
I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the...
Quote #4680
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #18303
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...