Quote #16465
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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I looked up and saw my flag. But I didn’t hear my anthem. (about...
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #28572
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #28472
The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #15056
The wise man does not permit himself to set up even in his own...