Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #32795
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
Quote #12667
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
Quote #20035
Strong minded, resolutely willed, you can create out of nothing a great business, a...
Quote #33678
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #1867
Grub first, then ethics.
Quote #1027
If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced...
Quote #11179
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.