Quote #573
If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
Quote #29024
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #30253
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
Quote #22592
The single best augury is to fight for one’s country.
Quote #9975
There is nothing remarkable about it, all one has to do is hit the...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Quote #12629
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or...
Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.