Quote #31388
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #21367
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
Quote #12455
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
Quote #240
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #22857
There are in fact two things, science and opinion the former begets knowledge, the...
Quote #30303
It is as hard to take success as it is failure.