Booth Tarkington Quote #15189 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Fred Allen, in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953 Quote #3922 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Ed McMahon Quote #3007 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
George Mikes Quote #30016 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Benjamin Franklin Quote #11471 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
Bertrand Russell Quote #22755 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl Quote #16488 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Frank Herbert Quote #22833 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Hawkeye and Trapper, M*A*S*H Quote #1297 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Give me an incubator or give me death!
Steven Wright Quote #4835 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?