Quote #15189
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #3922
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #11471
Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.
Quote #22755
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
Quote #16488
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #22833
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you...
Quote #1297
Give me an incubator or give me death!
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?