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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #12221
No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test...
Quote #25461
From the highest mountains in the world, Men seek for higher places to climb,...
Quote #9496
Authenticity matters little, though–our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression...
Quote #19358
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
Quote #20181
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for...
Quote #34500
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one...