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See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
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In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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Be and not seem.
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What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make...
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The chalk marks are transient, the formulas eternal.
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...