Quote #26391
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...
Quote #23245
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #2249
The gods too are fond of a joke
Quote #18368
He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by...
Quote #31701
There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #13491
Cynics are made, not born.
Quote #10870
There are two kinds of light–the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #26463
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.