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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
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A faithful friend is a strong defense and he that hath found such an...
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage — it...
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One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best – and therefore...