Quote #34228
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #34380
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Quote #13580
Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
Quote #17341
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds our planet...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #20141
God doesn’t require us to succeed he only requires that you try.
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #26182
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
Quote #20988
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.