Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #5889
You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #20178
Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
Quote #10158
When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #2502
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #19702
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Quote #2844
I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.
Quote #24353
The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...