Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #28951
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life...
Quote #3381
A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #5602
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #5183
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices...
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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Quote #22700
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
Quote #9556
Humility is not disgraceful, and carries no loss of true pride.