Quote #821
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #5633
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not...
Quote #26879
To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #9499
It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Quote #19967
How beautiful is death, when earn’d by virtue Who would not be that youth...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #28034
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.