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Fill your mouth with marbles and make a speech. Every day reduce the number...
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With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
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Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are...
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
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Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into...
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I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....