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Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand.
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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When important decisions have to be taken, the natural anxiety to come to a...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...