Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #23749
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #21198
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #7086
We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Quote #17436
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
Quote #31501
Since it architecture is music in space, as it were a frozen music.