Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #25881
False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...
Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #3603
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a...
Quote #21303
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
Quote #12013
To laugh is to live profoundly.
Quote #13841
It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by...