Quote #475
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh...
Quote #29434
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
Quote #468
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
Quote #3070
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #32160
The recognition that no knowledge can be complete, no metaphor entire, is itself humanizing....
Quote #18506
He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on...
Quote #3122
Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it.
Quote #15117
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot...