Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #28430
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
Quote #34239
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
Quote #8208
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Quote #11494
Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
Quote #10531
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #2037
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #32429
Offensiveness is a necessary consequence of opinions strongly held and openly expressed, and free...
Quote #34243
I looked always outside of myself to see what I could make the world...