Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #6145
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #11518
If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.
Quote #30074
I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Quote #20893
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
Quote #23262
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very...
Quote #10201
No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.