Quote #17051
So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #1417
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #18634
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Quote #20013
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #4123
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Quote #8928
All appears to change when we change.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #22598
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...