Quote #931
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing...
Quote #7688
A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation.
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #13698
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #454
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #10427
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which...
Quote #28598
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Quote #21203
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #10008
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.