Quote #4117
Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth.
Quote #29820
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #18675
If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
Quote #20317
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #19245
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #30326
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals others by their acts.
Quote #9832
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green