Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #31883
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #8743
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Quote #22473
While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...
Quote #16288
The habit of looking on the best side of every event is worth more...
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #6953
It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to...
Quote #31760
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those...