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Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter...
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The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...