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Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and...
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Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than...
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Truth is beautiful, without doubt but so are lies.
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When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influence, and...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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The sufferings that fate inflicts on us should be borne with patience, what enemies...
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By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of...