Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Quote #26758
We only do well the things we like doing.
Quote #22171
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...
Quote #10025
If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation...
Quote #28396
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Quote #334
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Quote #31538
Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.