Woody Allen Quote #2044 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Don Marquis Quote #2947 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Quote #26758 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We only do well the things we like doing.
Max Beerbohm Quote #22171 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...
Florence Scovel Shinn Quote #10025 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If one asks for success and prepares for failure, he will get the situation...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28396 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Steven Wright Quote #334 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Dr. Robert Schuller Quote #31538 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
Casey Stengel Quote #20369 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.