Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #6983
He who desires is always poor.
Quote #19990
Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days,...
Quote #10648
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Quote #34397
I am always afraid of your something shall be done.
Quote #22520
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #26307
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.