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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
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Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand.
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Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.
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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.