Quote #8867
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know....
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #2427
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
Quote #21719
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #17491
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Quote #9814
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #13628
The service you do for others is the rent you pay for the time...