Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #2009
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
Quote #31829
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell...
Quote #18382
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
Quote #20933
There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood,...
Quote #2262
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...
Quote #31734
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #30595
The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they’ve been appointed and thinking...
Quote #13097
The agenda of the roadblock is the philosophy of the stop sign.