Quote #92
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #26558
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets...
Quote #3876
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #1395
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #250
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
Quote #24247
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #2798
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.