Quote #59
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Quote #7575
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #23735
We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that...
Quote #22632
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
Quote #17383
The society of women is the element of good manners.
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.