Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Quote #19418
I have always been an admirer. I regard the gift of admiration as indispensable...
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #3782
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
Quote #28491
Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
Quote #11488
Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.
Quote #18351
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Quote #7967
Being another character is more interesting than being yourself.
Quote #27478
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
Quote #33668
I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are...