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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work...
Quote #22731
The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #21890
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
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The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in...
Quote #5649
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #32814
Everyone tries to define this thing called Character. It’s not hard. Character is doing...
Quote #21875
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....