Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #1499
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #3901
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #30825
There is no shame in not knowing the shame lies in not finding out.
Quote #19533
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if...
Quote #16266
Character is that which reveals moral purpose, exposing the class of things a man...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...