Quote #24043
If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow.
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Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
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Most of today’s books have an air of having been written in one day...
Quote #20746
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #7131
What an absurd thing it is to pass over all the valuable parts of...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #24532
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #2002
Men have become fools with their tools.
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...