Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #2932
You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #4672
Never give advice unless asked.
Quote #28223
If someone told me it wasn’t ‘fashionable’ to talk about freedom, I think I’d...
Quote #21810
Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #7789
No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
Quote #16924
Love and you shall be loved.
Quote #12791
Hate the sin, love the sinner.