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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly...
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak...
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe...
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Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you...
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The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.