Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #25699
Spirit is living, and Life is Spirit, and Life and Spirit produce all things,...
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #16818
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #26476
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...
Quote #28166
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #7968
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.