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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
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To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live...
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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
Quote #20165
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #7410
Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #12096
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.