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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
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Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
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When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
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Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
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I dwell in possibility…
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...