Quote #19424
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #8729
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is...
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are...
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Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.