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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...
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At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical...
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The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.