Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
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There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little...
Quote #13476
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #6598
One should count each day a separate life.
Quote #27981
Labor disgraces no man unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #31027
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases ‘revenue...
Quote #24904
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…