Quote #30365
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Quote #20155
After last night’s debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #23183
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Quote #26438
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be...
Quote #7708
Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the...
Quote #5803
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder...
Quote #21677
I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...