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A Multitasking Timex Sinclair
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I dote on his very absence.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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The computer is a moron.
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Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
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Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace....