Michael Levine Quote #19978 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28359 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Jose Luis Chilavert, Goal keeper for Paraguay, said during France 98 World Cup (soccer/football) Quote #7823 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to...
John Masefield Quote #29834 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Edwin Teale Quote #11308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
Unknown Quote #12202 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it...
Richard M. Nixon Quote #34364 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don’t win unless...
Lawrence Sterne Quote #7760 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for...